NASA Programmers Tired
of Taking Blame
NASA programmers are beginning to resent the bad reputation they are
getting for the supposed software
glitches attributed to the Pathfinder mission.
This Sojourner animation, posted on the
web by CNN, implies that NASA's software team has been plagued
by bugs, when, in reality, the software has performed remarkably
well.
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As NSA representatives from Area
51 continue to use software errors to cover up the diversion of Pathfinder
data proving the existence of extraterrestrial life, NASA programmers
are falling under criticism from the public, the press, and Congress.
"This mission's been perfect," claims software team chief
Glenn Reeves. "We haven't experienced a single glitch. The glitches
have been those sons-of-bitches in Black running around like Tommy Lee
Jones and muscling in on every aspect of this operation."
"Most programmers would admit tell you that even with the errors
they blame on us to cover this mess up our software did a great job,"
Reeves continued. "People who know nothing about software have no
idea that we're running the alpha, beta and final release versions at
the same time. Glitches are part of the game, but we haven't had any."
"Think how this will look on our resumes," he lamented. "I
would do anything to set the record straight."
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