I have received more letters than I can count since I first
created this web site. Most of them sound pretty much like the letters here,
with the following ratio:
Do you take people for idiots? Someone would have to be a complete moron
to believe your report of the coverup of Monolith 2. Maybe I'm the gullible
one. Maybe your publication company is an online tabloid like The Weekly
World News. Even so, at least give us, the public, the benefit of the doubt.
I mean, make your stories believable. If you want anyone to swallow this
crap, you have to sound like you know what you're talking about. The first
rock the JPL showed us was named Barnacle Bill, not Buffalo Bill. If the
tabloid columnists you employed were updated with current events, this story
might at least be fun to tell around the campfire. Unfortunately for you,
however, I will no longer log onto this site, and I will warn my web browsing
friends. Thank you for making me a skeptic.
Jordan Bryant
Dear Judy (aka Jordan),
I appreciate your thorough fact checking. What you may not know is that
our use of "Buffalo Bill" should verify the authenticity of our
reporting. The rock in question was originally named "Buffalo Bill,"
but NASA press specialists felt the name denoted to much of a "violent
Wild West Cold War Cowboy" image in this age of international cooperation.
The publicist in question renamed the rock "Barnacle Bill,"
without being aware of its more bawdy connotations. As you may be aware,
this is the very mistake that led to the recent "Incubus" running
shoe scandals.
To my readers: My fact checkers went back through
these web pages and found no published reference to "Buffalo Bill."
Is it possible that Judy/Jordan had access to my e-mail and are trying to create
a debunking campaign?
I applaud your efforts to expose this martian fraud the government is
foisting off on the public. I too have found evidence of a coverup. I have
carefully documented the information on a website located at -- http://www.rdrop.com/~tblackb/life_on_mars/life_on_mars.htm.
Please feel free to use this information in any way that can support
the cause. nanu nanu.
Dear Terry,
I appreciate your shared concern and will include your address at the
web site. Many people seem to believe we are joking.
These are the same people who believe that one bullet can loop through
three different victims and that Oswald worked by himself for exclusively
terrestrial motives at a time when the space program was really making an
impact.
Isn't it funny that after Jack, Martin and Bobby were killed, the space
program virtually ground to a halt?
To my readers: I have since looked at Terry's
web site and suggest you do the same. I am not at liberty to tell you what he
found, and my sources cannot verify his findings. I suspect this will further
convince skeptics that my own web pages are little more than a hoax. But neither
do I believe in supressing any data that could aid in the search for truth.
If you are interested, I included a list of other sites listed with Yahoo that claim to have proof of
alien artifacts on Mars.
I really hope this is just your idea of a joke. If it is, I'd just like
to let you know that I think it's pretty lame. Not even a good fake. If
it's not, then I'd like to say...me 'n billy bob here-we wuz jus' wondrn
if we shud moov outn kansas. ahyuk...
Dear Mike and Billy Bob somewhere out in Kansas:
Don't move yet, but I'm glad that you have failed to see the humor in
this, unlike others. Yes, it would be a lame joke, which is why it is important
that other good citizens like you realize how true it is.
You may want to move after you check back at the page to discover more
recent developments. Please continue your vigilance and good citizenship.
You should confine your efforts to drawing comics not writing funny
pages about life on mars. I suppose it does draw attention to you.
Dear David,
Thank you for your warm support. You are absolutely right about the
attention. Even if the Martian expose were a hoax, I've gotten lots of e-mail
from generous readers like you.
Your Mars coverups are complete bollocks, i mean, why did you draw in
the MIB with red faces. However, it was a realy good laugh and i enjoyed
browsing through your pages. Well Done !!THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!!! (but
you 'aint found it!)
Dear Geoff,
Their faces are red because of 1) all that Nevada desert sun, 2) sunburns
look more red when contrasted with black suits, and 3) they were embarassed
that we caught them on camera. As to "The Truth Is Out There"
but I haven't found it yet, wait until you see the newest revelations to
come next week.
People are beginning to think you got your Pathfinder info from us,
especially since our [secret] has all those CIA connections from back in
the eighties. Mom is very mad.
Dear [secret] and [secret],
It's always fun to remember I have men in black in my own family (although
I recognize there is some gender confusion in that reference). Tell Mom
this has nothing to do with her. Hope to see you all at Christmas.