Today President Bush Lite's War Marketing Department announced that paying for the war in Iraq and the Civilian (i.e. colonial military) government the Pentagon plans to staff with the Iraqi bureaucrats who survive after they try to kill each other off*, will cost the taxpayers money.
In an attempt to wave off the few bleats of protest that the Bush Lite All-American choir (sometimes referred to as voters) might utter, Defense Secretary Rumsfield told Americans not to worry. America will pay for the war and colonial government by "sellimg Iraqi oil" finally admitting that we wanted their oil all along!
As if that weren't obvious.
Never Rush to judgment. Think for yourself.
--Joe Krank