The House of Representatives, controlled by the same corporate whiners who piss and moan about Left Wing thought police removed the politically incorrect French Fries from its chaffer menu and replaced them with "Freedom Fries."
3/11/03: The House of Corporate Representatives announced today that it would no longer serve French Fries. Why? Because the French won't support President Bush Lite's campaign to strong arm the UN Security Council into carte blanche approval for his terrorist strikes against the innocent civilians in Iraq.
From now on loyal Americans will eat FREEDOM FRIES!
Not only that, Americans are dumping their good French wine in exchange for second-rate, but American, California wine, and God-fearing loyal country western fans are boycotting the Dixie Chicks for confessing they're embarassed Bush Lite came from Texas (as most intelligent Texans are).
Who came up with this newest wave of Thought Policing? The same corporate whiners who piss and moan about people who insist on politically correct speech. The same people who gave us such politically correct labels as "feminazis" for women who don't appreciate being saddled with labels men thought up, "unqualified people" for minorities looking for jobs that belong to white guys, and "thought police" for people who find words like "nigger," "wetback" and "bimbo" demeaning. (Let's face it, us white guys would be the first to call ourselves "nigger slut welfare queens" if we were black single mothers).
The same conservative free thinkers who complain about the left wing thought police and then gnawed on Trent Lott's bones when he praised Strom Thurman's racist Presidential campaign, now intend to ban the American staple french fry from the House cafeteria because it isn't politically correct.
