Bill O’Reilly shows off in his new NARAL sweatshirt. O’Reilly jumped on the Pro-Choice wagon rather to avoid backing down on his tirade against the French.

Hip, Hip Hooray for Hypocrisy

Bill O’reilly bails on pro-life buddies
to justify tirade against the french

Arch conservative media pundit and corporate kiss ass Bill O'Reilly gave abortion rights advocates a big boost on Tuesday when he dumped his pro-life (no matter what the cost) buddies on ABC's (All Bought by Corporate) Good Morning America to justify dissing the French. O'Reilly told Charles Gibson that a woman's decision to seek an abortion is "a private matter," and he wouldn't presume to tell a woman not to get one.

Wait a minute. Let's re-run that: A woman's decision to have an abortion is "a private matter," and he shouldn't tell her not to get one.

What do abortion rights advocates believe? That a woman's decision to have an abortion is a private matter and no one should tell her not to get one. That belief is called "Pro-Choice" by advocates and baby murdering by O'Reilly's buddies in the right wing Morality Cartel.

I'll admit, O'Reilly didn't step out on the GMA stage and shout, "Hey, America, I'm Pro-Choice." No, he did it in a moment of sniveling Hypocrisy in an attempt to weasel out of having to back down on a tirade against the French. That makes it even worse, because it's just one more example of the Morality Cartel's constant and never-ending practice of ditching their own principles whenever those principles prove inconvenient.

During his interview with Gibson, O'Reilly told Americans to rename French Fries, dump their French Wine and have nothing to do with anything remotely resembling being "French." O'Reilly accused the French of selling America out, of dissing America, of ruining the effort to disarm Sodomist Hussein. In fact, he accused the French of everything but being Sodomist Hussein's Fifth Column in Europe just because Chirac and ambassador de la Sabliere didn't kiss America's ass on the UN Security Council.

Nor did O'Reilly distinguish between the French Government and the French people. According to O'Reilly, a veto by the French ambassador was a veto by every French citizen.

When Gibson asked if the French shouldn't be allowed to disagree with America on foreign policy issues, O'Reilly said "No." Then Gibson suggested an example. What if one of O'Reilly's close friends or family members planned to do something completely immoral, say get an abortion. Wouldn't O'Reilly try to stop them, or at least talk them out of it?

O'Reilly answered, well, you know what he answered but I'll say it again. He said a woman's decision to have an abortion is "a private matter," and he shouldn't tell her not to get one.

So there you have it, America. In Bill O'Reilly's hierarchy of priorities, every American should boycott France, but the decision to get an abortion is up to you.

Or wait. Maybe O'Reilly meant abortion should be a private matter for his family and friends but illegal for everybody else. Now that I think of it, that's far more consistent with the values of America's Morality Cartel. Kind of like having the wino that pees in your alley arrested, then dumping your radioactive waste in the public reservoir.

Or building an the world's largest nuclear, chemical and biological arsenal, then demanding that the world crush a tiny little Middle Eastern country that isn't quick enough to dispose of theirs.

 

 

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