Pentagon announces upcoming surprise attack

Pentagon officials announced to the world that Tuesday's sand storms didn't hinder the US advance on Baghdad as everyone expected. The sand storms actually helped the US advance by allowing them to secretly reposition their troops.

When the assault begins, officials claim, Saddam will be surprised to discover the attacks will come from new positions and taken totally off guard.

Iraqi officials announced to the world this evening that they ignore news broadcast outside of Iraq and would be totally unprepared when the surprise attack begins.


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