After “Bomb” Fighter Flight
Bush Wants to Ride Real Bomb

President George Bush made history yesterday as the first President to land a fighter jet on an aircraft carrier. The courageous Commander-in-Chief used his experience flying jets for the Texas National Guard in war-torn Houston, Texas to sit in the co-pilot’s seat and watch as the fighter’s pilot landed the jet on a carrier brought to a complete stop in the middle of the ocean.

President Bush described his experience as “bomb” and “cool.” He wanted to ride again, but his mother Barbara called him and told him to give the other Navy pilots their chance.

Now the President wants to top his jet flight by riding the first American bomb to be dropped on Syria, Iran, or “if they start getting out of hand again,” Palestine.

“What could be more bomb than riding a bomb?” Bush told reporters. The Pentagon has already ordered a remote-control, laser guided, non-explosive bomb loaded with air bags and comfy pillows for the President’s descent.

Left: President George Bush wants to follow his flight in a Navy fighter by busting a Bronco Bomb on Middle East dictators. Image courtesy of a web-based political watchdog.