New Bush Peace Initiative: Develop Palestine
president wants free enterprise zone between israel & Iraq
to include palestine free enterprise state with bargain discounts
President George Bush unveiled the last stage of his peace initiative for the Middle East during a ceremony before Jerusalem’s prayer wall. The United States intends to buy the West Bank and former Palestine territories from Israel to build the new Free Enterprise State of Palestine and Shopping Mall. FesMall will serve as the cornerstone of Bush’s proposed free enterprise zone between Israel and Iraq. The mammoth trade center and shopping mall should attract tourists and businesses from around the world. FesMall, which will stretch from the Jerusalem border of the West Bank to the farthest boundaries of the new Palestine state, will feature state of the art security and shopping. “We believe the new trade center and shopping mall will present the best American values to the world,” Bush announced. |
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The President believes the plan will end violence in the Middle East by providing businesses with first class resources for development and shoppers with first-rate stores and food courts. “I can’t think of anything more likely to bring peace to a troubled world than the ability to chat with your friends over a falafelable sandwich and Turkish coffee after blowing a wad on Armani clothes,” the President said.
Bush appeared with Israeli Prime Minister Arial Sharon and a Palestinian Prime Minister whose name he couldn’t remember.