Bush Wants Tax Cuts to Save Endangered Species
TAX CUTS FOR RICH ENABLE EXTRAVAGENT SPENDING FOR JAGUARS AND T-BIRDS
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President Bush poses with one of the Jaguars that could go out of production without tax cuts for wealthy buyers. |
The Bush administration defended its tax cuts for the rich this week as an effort to save endangered species such as Jaguars and the Ford Thunderbird. "The 2003 Jaguars are scheduled to go out of production," the alarmed President said. "The rich need money to buy more." The President cited Department of Commerce report showing that middle and lower income Americans wouldn't benefit enough from tax cuts to buy much of anything. "Three hundred dollars want buy you a good bottle of wine," the President said. "Not that I would drink any myself because that Chapeau La Feet doesn't taste good with barbeque." |
The administration claims that only large scale tax cuts to the rich would generate enough additional income to purchase Jaguars and other endangered luxury cars, not to mention yachts, and fur coats, and, in the words of the President, "cool stuff you can't afford."